There is actually a lot one can do during Outside Time should a rain shower happen to pass through for five minutes.
- Beg to come inside because you are getting wet.
- Fail at that endeavor because you were already wet, by choice-- see the garden hose and the window and what you were doing before the rain started????
- Whine some more. Insist you're dying.
- Be given an umbrella. If you are four, this is pretty cool. You might live after all.
- Remain under the umbrella for at least 15 minutes after the shower has passed and the sun reemerged because you're so enraptured with being
under an umbrella (we DO live in Texas, so it is pretty rare), and then carry it around with you everywhere you go thereafter, which includes ramming it into the door
each time you peer through the window to see what your mom is doing.
...Also, see that water gun? Guess what's in it now. If you said something silly like "rainwater!" you do not have a four year old.
Try again.
You must consider what is within reach from under her umbrella, and not anything
liquid which might be the logical thing to put into a
squirt gun-- because you must think
like a four year old.
Rosemary.
It's stuffed full of rosemary.
WHERE is the parenting guide that tells me how to get rosemary out of a water gun? All those little skinny needles? You CAN'T.
But can you
recycle a plastic water gun if it has rosemary? I don't know. They don't make a guide for that either. The recycling guides don't say "hard plastics that are full of rosemary are also okay." Nor do they specifically say they aren't.
So what do I do?
Here's the honest answer: it will probably just sit on that chair for at least another six weeks. My approach goes like this-- and yes, I consider it holy:
"Dear God, I cannot get the rosemary out of the squirt gun. Will you do it? If I just leave it here and do nothing at all, maybe it can decompose and be squirted out? Or maybe a large bird will come and fly away with the whole contraption and I will not have to deal with it? Just a couple ideas. But you know, whatever you think is best. Love, Josephine's Tired Mom"
God gets a lot of these prayers...
We must be SO wearisome to him. After all, he DID just answer the prayer for rain...